On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in
a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting
outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process
them into Heaven.
While waiting they began to wonder; could
they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter
said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out," and he
left.
The couple sat and waited for an
answer... for a couple of months.
While
they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if
it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together
forever?"
Yet another month passed
before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the
couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with
anger, slammed his clipboard on the
ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the
frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!" St.
Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up
here!
Do you have ANY idea how long
it'll take to find a lawyer?!
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