On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in 
a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting 
outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process 
them into Heaven.
While waiting they began to wonder; could 
they possibly get married in  Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in  Heaven.
St. Peter 
said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has 
asked. Let me go find out," and he 
left.
The couple sat and waited for an 
answer... for a couple of months.
While 
they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with  the eternal aspect of it all? "What if 
it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together 
forever?"
Yet another month passed 
before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat 
bedraggled.
 "Yes," he informed the 
couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in 
Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with 
anger, slammed his clipboard on the 
ground.
 "What's wrong?" asked the 
frightened couple.
 "OH, COME ON!" St. 
Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up 
here!
 Do you have ANY idea how long 
it'll take to find a lawyer?!
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