Wednesday, May 20, 2015

ISIS's ploy to get Obama's attention

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Blonde driver

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  A blond man was driving home, drunk as a skunk.  Suddenly he has to swerve   to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car p...

Cartoon: Coalition against ISIS not effective enough

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Blonde Men are Dumber

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 A blond man's dog goes missing and he is frantic.  His wife says "Why don't you   put an ad in the paper?" He does, b...

Cartoon: Crazy Muslims

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Inflatable Dolls ... the one that can blow

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Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says, 'F...

Jeb Bush ...finished even before start

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Thank God for small mercies.

Joke: About Moses and Jesus

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus kno...

Attention Span

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Lexophiles

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Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that  have a love for  words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna  ...
Thursday, November 13, 2014

Legacy of George Bush

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This pic of one of the members of the supposedly pious Christian family Bush, is superimposed on the hundreds of US soldiers killed in the u...

How to stop biting nails

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Two little old ladies were discussing their husbands over tea. "I wish George would stop biting his nails," said one. "He...

The most illegal thing you will ever do

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Need Help?

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As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in Washington, Ottawa, London, Moscow, Ukraine etc. and at how America...

Maths is hard

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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of ...

Kids and religion

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THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages...

Kids and Sunday school fun

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DID NOAH FISH? A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ar...
Tuesday, September 2, 2014

The things kids say about prayers

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TIME TO PRAY A pastor asked a little boy if he said his prayers every night.   "Yes, sir." the boy replied. ...

Name the Pic .... 5

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Card Shark

The things kids say! Good Samaritan

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GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "I...

Name the Pic .... 4

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Doctor Pepper

The things kids say!

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LOT'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, ...

Name the Pic .... 3

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King of Pop

Old age .... can't believe you got there, eh?

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . YOU 'LL LO...

Name the Pic .... 2

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Gator aide

Saddles and Indians

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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. ...

Name this Pic ..... 1

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Light Beer
Monday, June 23, 2014

Joke: What's 2 + 5 ?

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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of ...

Bush: "Mission Accomplished"

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Joke: The burglar who met Jesus and Moses

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus kn...

America loves Saudi Arabia

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Riddles .... part 4

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A nswers at bottom of page: 16. In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But th...

Fishy Politicians

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Riddles .... part 3

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11. I can sizzle like bacon,I am made with an egg,I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,I peel layers like onions, but still remai...

Sunni Today

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Riddles ... part 2

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Answers at bottom of page. 6. FOUR is HALF of FIVE.Is this statement True or False? 7. A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him u...
Saturday, March 22, 2014

Fox News just can't make up its mind

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Riddles .......... part 1

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Answers at bottom of page. 1. Tom's mom had three children. The first was named May, the second was June. What was the third childs...