What they say..... but what they really mean.
1) "That's a new look for you isn't it ?"
Translation: "You look ridiculous"
2) "It would take too long to explain."
Translation: " I have no idea how it works."
3) "I'm sorry, it was my fault."
Translation: "I've got to get some sleep, and need to bring this argument to a hasty close."
4) "I could never date anyone else."
Translation: "Because you'd catch me."
5) "I'll mow the lawn."
Translation: "The neighbor's teenaged cheerleader daughters are sunbathing."
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