Sunday, May 2, 2010

Joke: Fireman's hose

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

'From now on when I say BELL 1     I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2   I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3   We are going to make love all night.

The next night when he got home from work and yelled

' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied'   YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!'

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