Funny: Why dogs are peeved at their owners

Blaming your farts on me.....


not funny... not funny at all
 
 
 
 
 
 

The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.


You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what

a proud moment for the top of the food chain
 
 
 
 
 

Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting


surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
 
 
 
 
 

Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.


Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous