Saturday, August 13, 2011

Humorous Signs ..... I

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.


Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
 
 
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading

My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

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