Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: 
Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. 
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! 
On a bulletin board: 
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives. 
  
  
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking... 
I Gave Up Reading 
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. 
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