Thursday, September 6, 2012

Fun bashing men

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.


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Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?


A: Because they are...


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Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?


A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.



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Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?


A: Who cares?????.....


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Q: What did God say after he created man?


A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.


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Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man and  a UFO ?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.


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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?


A: no mind !!) no business !!!??


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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?


A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .


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Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

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Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?


A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.


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Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?


A: Exchange him!!

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Q: Why do men like smart women?

A: Opposites attract.

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