An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large
farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As
he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the
bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the
alligator...'
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