A man went to the hospital Emergency Room to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending, the patient and his girlfriend had a few drinks and then sex. Afterwards, she found the wedding ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring onto his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got onto your penis.
3. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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