Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Joke: Loving mother to sleepy son

MOM : Wake Up, Son. It's Time To Go To School.

SON : But Why, Mama? I Don't Want To Go To School.

MOM : Give Me Two Reasons Why You Don't Want To Go To School.

SON : One, All The Children Hate Me.

Two, All The Teachers Hate Me.

MOM : Oh! That's Not A Reason. Come On, You Have To Go To School.

SON : Give Me Two Good Reasons WHY I Should Go To School?

MOM : One, You Are FIFTY-TWO Years Old And Should Understand Your

Responsibilities.

Two, You Are The PRINCIPAL Of The School.

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