According to the friend I got these from, there was a competition at some magazine and the "Poets" were required to send in only 2-line poems. The first line all complimentary and the second .... well read them yourself.
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
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2. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
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4. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
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5. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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6. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
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7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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8. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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9. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
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10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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