I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness .... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
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