Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Joke: Canada's low on oil ... yes, really !

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Canada..

Well, there's a very simple answer.  

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for this is purely geographical.

Our Oil is located in:
ALBERTA
SASKATCHEWAN
BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL NEW BRUNSWICK
COASTAL NEWFOUNDLAND


However,  our DIPSTICKS are located in OTTAWA

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