Thursday, July 15, 2010

Did you ever wonder about....

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

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