An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large
farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly
shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it
over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As
he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you
leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the
bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the
alligator...'
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Sunday, August 12, 2012
Froggy Grandfather
A six year old goes to the hospital with her
mother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room .......
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because my mother said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room .......
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog - because my mother said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!
Senior moments
There was
a bit of confusion at the store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical screaming and store alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
Obamacare cares for you ....NOT
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the
same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to
require hip surgery.
The FIRSTpatient is examined within the hour, is
x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the
following week.
TheSECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3
weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a
specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another
week and finally has his surgery is scheduled for 6 months from
then pending the review boards decision on his age and
remaining value to society.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The
SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care...
Solution to the problem: In November if Obama and his gang are reelected, it's time to have a good vet.
same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to
require hip surgery.
The FIRSTpatient is examined within the hour, is
x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the
following week.
TheSECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3
weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a
specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another
week and finally has his surgery is scheduled for 6 months from
then pending the review boards decision on his age and
remaining value to society.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The
SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care...
Solution to the problem: In November if Obama and his gang are reelected, it's time to have a good vet.
Sunday, June 3, 2012
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