Blonde Men are Dumber

 A blond man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. 

His wife says "Why don't you  put an ad in the paper?"

He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.

"Here boy!" he replies.

Cats and Dogs

The best positions in bed

Not what you were expecting to see, eh?!  LOL

Obamacare cares for you ....NOT

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the
same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to
require hip surgery.
       The FIRSTpatient is examined within the hour, is
x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the
following week.

       TheSECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3
weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a
specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another
week and finally has his surgery is scheduled for 6 months from
then pending the review boards decision on his age and
remaining value to society.

 Why the different treatment for the two patients?

       The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet. The
SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care...
  Solution to the problem:    In November if  Obama and his gang are reelected, it's time to have a good vet.