ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY:
How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY:
Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium
height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress
when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed
on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too
much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What
school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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