Sunday, August 12, 2012

Courtroom, lawyers and what not .... Part 2/4

 ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
     WITNESS: We both do.
    ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
     WITNESS: We do..
     ATTORNEY: You do?
     WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
      ____________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until       the next morning?
      WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
       ____________________________________

      ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
     WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
     ___________________________________________

     ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
   WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
       _________________________________________

      ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
    WITNESS: Yes.
     ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
       WITNESS: Getting laid
     ____________________________________________

No comments:

Post a Comment

I am the sole authority on "to publish or not to publish" any comments. No explanations given if asked why or why not. Take it or leave it.