Sunday, April 1, 2012

Joke: Delusional Lefty Sponger

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said,

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Throw out all my clothes, take away my TV, my stereo, my iPhone, and my iPod. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or give it to Goodwill. Then sell my car, my horse, and laptop. Take my front door key away from me, throw me out of the house and rent my room out. You must disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sisters."

Well, she didn't put it quite like that.

She actually said:

“Dad, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign”.

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