Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Bible humor

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?


A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
 
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. Which area of Middle East was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan . The banks were always overflowing

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