Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
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Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
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Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
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Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
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While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
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Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
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