Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Funny Church Bulletins and messages

1) Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.


2) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

3) The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’

4) Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around
     the house. Bring your husbands.

5) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say
     ‘Hell’ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.

6)  Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

7)  Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

8)  For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

9)  Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

10)  Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that
     began in their school days.

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