Saturday, April 16, 2011

Joke: Santa and Banta Singh do Paris

Santa and Banta Singh were in Paris where they made friends with a French guy named JeanPaul.
The made the rounds  all over Paris with him  but soon JeanPaul disappeared.
Santa and Banta went to the police and lodged a complaint.

The police asked Santa and Banta if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would make finding him easier.
Santa says..." Jean Paul was handsome and tall"
Police... " All Frenchmen are like that... give us something specific"

Banta says " Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair"
Police says " C,mon guys, all Frenchmen have blue eyes and they are fair, tell us something specific"

Santa and Banta together now.... "Oh yes. now we remember, Jean Paul had two holes in his ass !!!

Policeman gets really interested now "Now that's something very specific- but tell me , how do you know this ?? Did you guys see it."

Santa  and Banta ... "No we didn’t see the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say, " here comes Jean Paul with the TWO ass holes"

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