Thursday, June 17, 2010

Joke: Blind Cowboy and the Blondes in the Bar

A blind cowboy ambles into a bar, sits at the counter and orders a whiskey. After sitting there for a while quietly sipping his drink, he asks the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl, 200 pounds and a former roller derby blocker.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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