Sometimes Maxine is not enough and you have to find more piercing ways to prick those who get on your nerves. Here is a list of "marvellous" insults which are like throwing darts and hitting the bull's eye or the bull-headed. Take your pick.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".
Ever since I saw you in my family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around?
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I heard you went to a freak show and got in FREE
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