Blonde Jokes

What should you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you ?  Simply catch the grenade, remove the pin and lob it back to her.

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A blonde was trying to reach the airport. On the way there  she read a sign and turned back home.  When asked why, she said the sign said ‘Airport Left’.
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A blonde was disappointed with her new bathtub. She complained that the thing emptied automatically after filling up. The shopkeeper said everything was fine and she just needed to put the plug in. To this, the blonde got excited and said ‘I did not know the tub was electrical’.
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A blonde asked a man in the street what the time was. The man said 3:15 PM.  The puzzled blonde told the man that she has asked this same question to several people throughout the day. The problem was that each time she got a different answer and it was confusing her.
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A blonde woman and a pig were walking down the street  when  a  man asked : ‘Where did you get that’. The pig replied:  "I got her at a raffle draw."