Saturday, July 2, 2011

Funny Church Bulletins and messages .... part 2

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.
 
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

1 comment:

  1. These along with part 3 are classics. Call me weird but I can't help but picture what the headline IS suggesting... those old ladies in the basement is the lighter fuel that will get tonight's BBQ going!!!!

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