Witty Sayings from Maxine ? Who else could say these thing?!!

Maxine on diet, exercise and what not.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'



If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.



I know I got a lot of exercise

the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.



We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.