How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
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