Friday, October 12, 2012

Funny: Maxine on UTube ... Maxine's words of Wisdom

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Joke: Special Crossings

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Paddy was in New York. He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffi...

Musical score from "King pf Kings"

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Wanna know what was happening the year you were born?

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Starts from 1900 http://www.infoplease.com/year/1900.html

Awesome pics .... VIII

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Joke: The miracle Hair Spray

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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunate...

Awesome Pics ... VII

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Fun bashing men

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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. ************* Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on thei...

Musical Score: Lord of the Rings

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Proverbs and Phrases ..... 10

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Parsley seed goes nine times to the Devil Patience is a virtue Pearls of wisdom Penny wise and pound foolish People who live in glas...

Musical score from movie "King of Kings"

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Joke: Tolerance is the name of the game

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I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every Amer...
Sunday, August 12, 2012

Burkha baldy

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Happy golfer

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Two   women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next ...

Logic is not one of Obama's strong points ... Part 4

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Courtroom, lawyers and what not .... part 4/4

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             ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?       WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM      ATTORNEY:...

Logic is not one of Obama's strong points .... Part 3

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Long arm of the law

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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and rem...

Logic is not one of Obama's strong points .... Part 2

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That old guy from Louisiana

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming...

Wheels of Life

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Mixed Emotions

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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of " mixed emotions ...

Logic is not one of Obama's strong points ... part 1

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This comic strip is supposedly from an UK newspaper.  This and others in the same vein came into my possession via. email from a friend. ...

Froggy Grandfather

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and ...

Burkhas and lacey bras .... wow !!

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   Now, admit it.... wouldn't  the burkha babes look beautiful if the bra went on top of the burkha.  Just imagine it.   cool !!

Senior moments

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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.        When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashie...

Happy feet

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Obamacare cares for you ....NOT

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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require hip surgery....

Burkha, Burqa and the Burkha wearers

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Innocent as "Innocent" can be

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State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway.   He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowin...

Theme Song from movie "GhostBusters"

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Courtroom, lawyers and what not ... Part 3/4

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 ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?      WITNESS: Yes.      ATTORNEY: How many were boys?     WITNESS: None.       ATTORNEY: Were ...

Hard to Explain ... 3

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Nuns on barstools

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Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria  Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances &  Mary Kathleen went on a trip to St.  Patrick's Cathedral ...

Courtroom, lawyers and what not .... Part 2/4

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 ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?      WITNESS: We both do.     ATTORNEY: Voodoo?      WITNESS: ...

Hard to Explain ......... 2

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Courtroom, lawyers and what not ....... part 1/4

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These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are supposedly things people actually said in court, word for word, taken...
Saturday, July 7, 2012

Hard to Explain .... 1

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Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell Tale Heart

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Enjoy.  Watch it before some nasty at You Tube decides to delete the video.

Getting married in Heaven poses a big problem

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside th...

Musical score from the movie "Quo Vadis"

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A Congress of Baboons

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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns  for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a...

Obama's fans

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Tourists and accents

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Two visitors from Italy touring the USA  get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sit...

Babies are funny little creatures

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How to get loud cellphone speakers to STFU

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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson . As the tr...

Optical Illusion: 2 or 3?

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Spanish Lessons and the Debate about a computer

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ...

Optical Illusion: 3 or 4 planks?

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Joke: Driving at night

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An elderly man is stopped by the polic...