An
elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. And is asked where he is
going at this time of
night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a
lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking and staying out
late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is
giving that lecture at this time of
night?"
The man replies, "That would be my
wife."
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