Saturday, July 7, 2012

Hard to Explain .... 1

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Edgar Allen Poe's The Tell Tale Heart

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Enjoy.  Watch it before some nasty at You Tube decides to delete the video.

Getting married in Heaven poses a big problem

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside th...

Musical score from the movie "Quo Vadis"

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A Congress of Baboons

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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns  for the various groups of animals. We are all familiar with a...

Obama's fans

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Tourists and accents

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Two visitors from Italy touring the USA  get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sit...

Babies are funny little creatures

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How to get loud cellphone speakers to STFU

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After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson . As the tr...

Optical Illusion: 2 or 3?

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Spanish Lessons and the Debate about a computer

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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ...

Optical Illusion: 3 or 4 planks?

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Joke: Driving at night

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An elderly man is stopped by the polic...

Video: Best of Gags

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Obama's supporters

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Today I had to run to our local grocery store.  As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.      I fl...

Optical Illusion: How many ... 7 or 10?

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Maxine on Minorities

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We need to show more sympathy for these people. don't They don't get paid enough  wages. * They do jobs that others wo...
Sunday, June 3, 2012

Pic: Optical Illusion .... one

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Joke: Clinics better than Hotel rooms

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A couple went to the sex therapists office at the hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Wil...

Movie: Enemy of the State

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This is a good movie from 1998. If you haven't seen  it  before, watch it now before it's removed from YouTube. Good stuff, especial...

Joke: Parents hate smart-ass teachers

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Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he to...

Pics: What makes me see RED

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Joke: Taxman and taxpayer .... Canadian way

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Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the Revenue Canada office. The Revenue Canada auditor was not surprised when Gran...

Cartoon: How dinosaurs ceased to exist

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First recorded senior moment.

Joke: The lows and highs of life

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to ...

Song: Look out ... here comes tomorrow by The Monkees

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I think this is from  1967 or thereabouts.

Joke: Doctor's office

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is...

Cartoon: Scammed King

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The more money one has, the more one wants.... and scam artists know that.

Joke: English Language ... No speakahda

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them a...

Movie: Coffin for a Bride

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Helen Mirren in  a 1974 TV movie.

Joke: Italian Trip

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good tr...
Thursday, May 3, 2012

Pic: Genuis blackmailer

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Joke: God and Drunks

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,...

Cartoon: Differences ... 1961 and now

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Joke: Differences between Catholics and Presbyterian

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A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming...

Cartoon: Change we can see

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Joke: The Adventures of a Wedding Ring

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A man went to the hospital Emergency Room to have his wedding ring cut  off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient ...

Video: Call to Battle from the movie "300"

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Joke: Farmers and lawyers

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A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Misty Company. In court, the Misty Company's hot-shot sol...

Cartoon: Mickey Mouse in Muslim cartoons

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Joke: Arab passenger

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An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must...

Cartoon: Muslim cartoons

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Joke: The blonde and the Queen of England

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Un...

Cartoon: Indoor comforts

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Joke: Reality Bites

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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair he...

Video: Workplace craziness

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Joke: Security System

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a seconds store and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your...

Cartoon: Nesting Condo

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Joke: Past Sinful Life

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A bloke goes to Wal-Mart and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says: 'Hello! He's rather taken aback because he can...

Cartoon: She said

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