Cartoon: Coalition against ISIS not effective enough

Cartoon: Crazy Muslims

Inflatable Dolls ... the one that can blow

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'
Customer says, 'Female.'
Counter guy ask,
'Black or white?
Customer says, 'White.'  
Counter guy asks,
'Christian or Muslim?'  
Customer says,
'What the hell does religion have to do with it?
Counter guy says,
'The Muslim one
blows itself up.'

Sunni Today

Actually, I like Muslims and their religion, EXCEPT for ....

British HAHAHAHA

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East .
Two million Muslims died  And over a million were injured.. 
 
Iraq and Iran are totally ruined,

The governments don't know where To start with providing help to rebuild. 

The rest of the world is in shock.
 
The USA is sending troops to help. 
 
Saudi Arabia is sending oil. 
 
Latin American countries are sending Supplies.
 
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops. 
 
The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding the Infrastructure. 
 
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies. 
 
GREAT BRITAIN , not to be outdone.....
Is sending two million replacement Muslims. 
Damn those Brits are smart !! 

The solution: Burkha cars in Saudi Arabia to permit women to drive

Death to everybody .... with love from Iran

Suicide Bombers' Strike ... more Labor Union problems

BBC NEWSMuslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a
three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of
virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks
with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that
the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his
death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A
spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of
suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the
afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of
Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement
saying the move was to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are
literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We
don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is
like a kick in the teeth".

Speaking from his shed in Ti pton in the West Midlands ,
Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I
sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not
in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not
accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive
marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic
shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice
between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like
cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff
that they won't be able to blow themselves up.

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England,
Ireland , Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that
the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few
virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the
number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence
of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now
know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their
benefit packages.

Pic: What's more sexy, inside or outside ?

Cartoon: The Usual Suspects of victimhood

Cartoon; Nuclear Minarets and Missiles

Joke: Tolerance is the name of the game

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, " The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called " You Mecca Me Hot ."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs. "

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.

Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, " Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered. "

All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved. If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...

Cartoon: Mickey Mouse in Muslim cartoons

Joke: Arab passenger

An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door. The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?” The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.

Cartoon: Muslim cartoons

Baby blankets and baby bombs