Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Obama and Ahmedinejad

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Bible humor

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a li...

Obama and Sarkozy

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Nancy Pelosi and the psychiatrist

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to sc...

Church signs .... THREE

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Fridge for sale

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'F...

The Bull fight and the aftermath

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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scru...

Church signs ... TWO

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Prayers ...more funny stuff that kids say

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?...

Church signs .... One

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Christian kids praying

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3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." ---------------------------- After the c...

Occupy Sofa

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The Pastor and his teeth

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A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sundayafter he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The ...

What terrified the Cabbie

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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoul...

Halloween Pumpkin Faces .... part III

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Miracle Talking Dog

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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking  Dog For S...

Halloween Pumpkin faces .... part II

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Why teachers go nuts

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TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ________________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the...

Halloween Pumpkin Faces .... part I

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Monday, October 31, 2011

Mr. Bean .... Dumb Jokes

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Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know t...

Excuses, Excuses !!!

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They walk amongst us

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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the m...

Stocks are down

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Some facts you probably didn't know

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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have...

Whistle away the farts

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How to start fights ... 2

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The Lazy Wife My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust....

Witchless Halloween

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How to start fights .... 1

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The Unreasonable Mother-in-law One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn...

Let's Occupy Halloween ... 2

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Management Lesson .... Two

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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain....... .. I s...

Let's Occupy Halloween .... 1

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Management Lesson .... One

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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and impo...
Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Sand Castles competition .... Part 5

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Joke: Loving mother to sleepy son

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MOM : Wake Up, Son. It's Time To Go To School. SON : But Why, Mama? I Don't Want To Go To School. MOM : Give Me Two Reasons Why ...

Sand Castles competition .... Part 4

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Yearly dementia test

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It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. ...
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Sand Castles competition .... Part 3

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Humorous Signs ... II

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Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.' Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants T...

Sand Castles competition ... Part 2

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Another Catholic joke

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness. One af...

Sand Castles competition .... part 1

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Joke: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were  having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he wa...
Saturday, August 13, 2011

You know you're getting old ....

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Humorous Signs ..... I

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Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: ...

Don't waste the opportunity

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"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste . And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do ...

Wanna hire this guy ?

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Manager asked  at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Reply: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. What is your birth da...

Dogs have sharp ears .... really?

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Parrot with a defect

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "...

Available to a good home: Toilet trained cat

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The Priest and the Jungle Chief

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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when...