Monday, October 31, 2011

Mr. Bean .... Dumb Jokes

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Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know t...

Excuses, Excuses !!!

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They walk amongst us

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I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the m...

Stocks are down

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Some facts you probably didn't know

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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX (because they are plugged into a genius) WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have...

Whistle away the farts

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How to start fights ... 2

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The Lazy Wife My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust....

Witchless Halloween

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How to start fights .... 1

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The Unreasonable Mother-in-law One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn...

Let's Occupy Halloween ... 2

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Management Lesson .... Two

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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up: Brain....... .. I s...

Let's Occupy Halloween .... 1

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Management Lesson .... One

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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and impo...
Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Sand Castles competition .... Part 5

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Joke: Loving mother to sleepy son

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MOM : Wake Up, Son. It's Time To Go To School. SON : But Why, Mama? I Don't Want To Go To School. MOM : Give Me Two Reasons Why ...

Sand Castles competition .... Part 4

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Yearly dementia test

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It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. ...
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Sand Castles competition .... Part 3

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Humorous Signs ... II

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Sign In A Bar: 'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.' Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants T...

Sand Castles competition ... Part 2

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Another Catholic joke

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Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness. One af...

Sand Castles competition .... part 1

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Joke: Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were  having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he wa...
Saturday, August 13, 2011

You know you're getting old ....

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Humorous Signs ..... I

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Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: ...

Don't waste the opportunity

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"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste . And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do ...

Wanna hire this guy ?

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Manager asked  at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Reply: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. What is your birth da...

Dogs have sharp ears .... really?

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Parrot with a defect

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "...

Available to a good home: Toilet trained cat

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The Priest and the Jungle Chief

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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when...

Before and After .... Iranian babes

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 In the time of the Shah and before the islamic revolution. After: The same fate awaits Egypt, Libya and Syria.
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Quotable quotes from Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh ....... Part I

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These quotes are attributed to Prince Philip long before the disease of "political correctness" descended on Earth and made us all...
Saturday, July 2, 2011

Obamalogic ... 6

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Fun in the office .... Part II

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Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. Every time someone asks you to do so...
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Obamalogic ... 5

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? ... Part 5

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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts...

Obamalogic .... 4

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? .... Part 4

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Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10...

Obamalogic ... 3

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? ... Part 3

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands ...
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Obamalogic ........ 2

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Funny Church bulletins and messages .... part 3

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. ————————– ...

Obamalogic ..... 1

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Funny Church Bulletins and messages .... part 2

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic wil...
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Doormats with messages

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Joke: Three words and the Mexican

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know t...

Cartoon: Ah ... those power bars and cables !!

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Joke; Friendly enemies ?

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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a ...

Cartoon: Liz Taylor's legend

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