Saturday, August 13, 2011

You know you're getting old ....

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Humorous Signs ..... I

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Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: ...

Don't waste the opportunity

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"You never want a serious crisis to go to waste . And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do ...

Wanna hire this guy ?

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Manager asked  at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Reply: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X. What is your birth da...

Dogs have sharp ears .... really?

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Parrot with a defect

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It didn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "...

Available to a good home: Toilet trained cat

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The Priest and the Jungle Chief

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A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when...

Before and After .... Iranian babes

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 In the time of the Shah and before the islamic revolution. After: The same fate awaits Egypt, Libya and Syria.
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Quotable quotes from Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh ....... Part I

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These quotes are attributed to Prince Philip long before the disease of "political correctness" descended on Earth and made us all...
Saturday, July 2, 2011

Obamalogic ... 6

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Fun in the office .... Part II

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Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. Every time someone asks you to do so...
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Obamalogic ... 5

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? ... Part 5

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Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts...

Obamalogic .... 4

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? .... Part 4

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Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10...

Obamalogic ... 3

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? ... Part 3

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands ...
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Obamalogic ........ 2

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Funny Church bulletins and messages .... part 3

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. ————————– ...

Obamalogic ..... 1

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Funny Church Bulletins and messages .... part 2

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic wil...
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Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Doormats with messages

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Joke: Three words and the Mexican

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know t...

Cartoon: Ah ... those power bars and cables !!

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Joke; Friendly enemies ?

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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a ...

Cartoon: Liz Taylor's legend

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Joke: The Texan and the Toronto cabbie

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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan a...

Cartoon: Stinking Arab Dictators

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No Joke .... true stories

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Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead...

Cartoon: Internet Addiction

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Joke: A question for God

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go r...

Cartoon: Wikileaks employee?

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Have fun in the office ... Part I

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. -------- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. ...

Cartoon: I hate the new light bulbs

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? .... part 2

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Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Some Pieces of Rock Hudson ...

Cartoon: Maxine goes on a cruise

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that ?! ............ Part 1

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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Farmer Bill Dies in House Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Pa...

Statue of Obama to be unveiled

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Funny Church Bulletins and messages

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1) Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. 2) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes m...
Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 7

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Joke: Ear to the ground

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A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear p...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD ... Part 6

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Joke: The Irishman, the Englishman and Claudia Schiffer

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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the tra...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD .... Part 5

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Joke: Better luck with a lawyer ?

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 4

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Joke: Delightful malady

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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes he...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 3

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Jokes: That birth certificate

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It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Ob...