Saturday, August 21, 2010

Nice Story of friendship between an orangutan and a dog

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After losing his parents, this 3 year old orangutan was so depressed he wouldn't eat and didn't respond to any medical treatments . ...

Joke: Deodorant stick

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I got this new deodorant stick today.  The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the...

I hope this is a joke. ONLY in Canada

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Joke: Great birthday gift

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One day I met a sweet girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating be...

Funny Pic: Gotta be a mad muzzie

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Only a devote muslim praying to his whatever.

Joke: Rich Jewish Sons

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*Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became successful doctors and lawyers -- and prospered. Some years later,...

Video: Funny Cats

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Cartoons: Illegal Immigrants

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Joke: Do not spank your kids, just talk to them

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Most of America 's populace thinks it improper to spank children. The other day I was speaking to one of my younger buddies about disc...

Ten Most Cleanest countries

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Could this be true of some parents ? part I

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1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him. 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was si...

Countries with the highest ice cream consumers

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Joke: Johnny, the little monster

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One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage. She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you,...

Joke: Sex Education class

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The teacher at the beginning of the class says: "OK kids, we are going to talk about sex education today. First we'll talk about ...

Countries with the most divorces

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Joke: Maxine and Towels

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Joke: Satan and the brave churchgoer

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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the...

Cartoon: Good Christian men get their 72 ..... in Heaven

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Joke: Blonde gets tired of blonde jokes

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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decide...

Cartoons: Examination Papers

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Witty Sayings from Maxine ? Who else could say these thing?!!

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Maxine on diet, exercise and what not. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. The adv...

Joke: Old couple has dynamite sex

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An elderly couple were celebrating their golden anniversary and were out having a few drinks together. The husband leans over and asks his...
Monday, August 9, 2010

Driver awards

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Maxine swears that walking is good exercise

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Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month....

Cartoon: Tea Party Movement .....SCARY ... Terrorists, not so much

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Joke: Obama and the Cattle Guards

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For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in du...

Facts: Why the muslim world is in deep shit

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Facts: Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

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It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck...

Cartoons: Arizona is Racist !!!

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Joke: Irishman and the "almost" intercourse

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest sa...

Cartoons; Mad Muzzies ... here, there and everywhere

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Joke: India is the Best Hell ever !!!

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Joke: How do you get red-haired babies

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After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling y...

Joke: A condom for Donald Duck

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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a Hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Dais...

Joke: New Plane for the Great Obama

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Air Force General: Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility coating for Air Force One. Obama: No s***? General: That...

Comedy: The Laughing Policeman

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Traffic Signals at a glance

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Joke: Rich Maxine

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I'm rich! Silver in the Hair Gold in the Teeth Stones in the Kidneys Sugar in the Blood. Lead  in the Ass Iron in the Arte...

Joke: The crocodiles and the politicians

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Two Crocodiles were sitting on the bank of the river Thames at Chiswick. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can...
Sunday, August 1, 2010

Funny Pics: Marquees of Movie Titles unintentionally funny

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Song: She Bangs ... Ricky Martin

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Why we have Dogs and Cats as pets

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Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here...

Cartoons: Beautiful Burka Babes

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Health and Cures: The Wonders of Honey with Cinnamon

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Honey is the only food on the planet that will not spoil or rot. It will do what some call turning to sugar. In reality honey is always hone...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Cartoons: Barack Obama ... nutty president .... Part Three

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Joke: Insipid joke from Canada

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Yeah .... it's true ... even our jokes are pretty dull .....zzzz A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Saskatchewan pra...

Cartoon: NASA and the Muslim World

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Cartoons: Sex and stuff like that

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Joke: Senile Folks and their emails

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SOME OF YOU ARE SAFE - SOME ARE NOT! I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton...

Comedy: Day at the Beach

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