I'm rich! 
Silver in the Hair 
Gold in the Teeth 
Stones in the Kidneys 
Sugar in the Blood. 
Lead  in the Ass 
Iron in the Arteries 
And 
an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas. 
I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.

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