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Monday, June 23, 2014

Joke: What's 2 + 5 ?

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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, 'Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of ...

Bush: "Mission Accomplished"

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Joke: The burglar who met Jesus and Moses

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus kn...

America loves Saudi Arabia

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Riddles .... part 4

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A nswers at bottom of page: 16. In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death. But th...

Fishy Politicians

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Riddles .... part 3

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11. I can sizzle like bacon,I am made with an egg,I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,I peel layers like onions, but still remai...

Sunni Today

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Riddles ... part 2

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Answers at bottom of page. 6. FOUR is HALF of FIVE.Is this statement True or False? 7. A woman shoots her husband.Then she holds him u...
Saturday, March 22, 2014

Fox News just can't make up its mind

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Riddles .......... part 1

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Answers at bottom of page. 1. Tom's mom had three children. The first was named May, the second was June. What was the third childs...

Bryan Berg's cardstacking structures

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Bryan Berg is a professional "cardstacker" who builds houses of cards on a very large scale. Trained as an architect, ...

Wisdom and humor from the rich and famous? Hah!

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to ...

Obama's one way trip to Africa

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How one can tell when someone is a murderer or not

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A first degree murder case was wrapping up in San Francisco.  The prosecutor's case was very unusual in that it was based exclusively o...

Actually, I like Muslims and their religion, EXCEPT for ....

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Quotes about idiots in government

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"A top geneticist at Stanford says human intelligence is declining. You know what that means? We are seeing Congress at its smartest an...

God must have been in a good mood when he designed these ... part 2

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British HAHAHAHA

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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East . Two million Muslims died  And over a million were inju...

God must have been in a good mood when he designed these .... part 1

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Friday, December 13, 2013

Cartoons for Christmastime .... Obama and Santa

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Conan O'Brien's jokes and pokes at Obama .... 5

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"One of President Obama's goals tonight is to win back female voters. Which explains why Obama is going to answer every question w...

Cartoon ... Obamacare fixed by Obama's finger

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Conan O'Brien's jokes and pokes at Obama ..... 4

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"Donald Trump said he'd give $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college transcripts. Obama responded by sending ...

Christmas Group Therapy

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Conan O'Brien's jokes and pokes at Obama .... 3

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"Some Republicans are saying that due to his current scandals, President Obama should be impeached. In response, Obama laughed and said...

Cartoons for Christmastime .... Santa and Reindeer .... 4

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Conan O'Brien's jokes and pokes at Obama ..... 2

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"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up ...

Cartoons for Christmastime .... Santa and Reindeer .... 3

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Conan O'Brien's Obama jokes and pokes .... 1

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"In a speech today President Obama called for a new era of bipartisan cooperation. He said this because Obama likes to start off a spe...

Cartoons for Christmastime ... Santa and Reindeer ... 2

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The beauty in married life

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. ...... Just think, if it weren...

Cartoons for Christmastime .... Santa and Reindeer .... 1

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All seeing blind man

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, th...
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