Thursday, June 13, 2013

Death to everybody .... with love from Iran

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The New Boss

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THE NEW BOSS Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company ...

Red Riding Hood meets Obama

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Peanut Picker

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Play on words

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When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can sto...
Monday, March 18, 2013

Designer Swim Suits

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The Deception of the English Language

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We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called ge...

Obama funnies for 2013 ... Part VI of VI ... for now

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Pearls of Wisdom .... Part 5/5

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America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.             ~ Doug Hamwell ***** The first piece of luggage on the carouse...

Obama funnies 2013 .... Part V

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Football Team

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Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day....

Obama funnies 2013 ... Part IV

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Sheep Fries and the Frenchman

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There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with his farm ... especially, the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep...

Obama funnies for 2013 ... Part III

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Oops ! Pardon me

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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightli...

Obama funnies for 2013 ... Part II

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On Doctors and Patients

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Let me tell you about my doctor. He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again. He...

Obama funnies for 2013 .... Part I

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Pearls of Wisdom ... Part 4/5

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If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.             ~ Johnny Carson ***** I don...

Unusual Tombstones ... Part Four

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Little Larry with Mom and Dad .... 2/2

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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...

Unusual Tombstones .... Part Three

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Little Larry and teachers ... 1/2

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid...

Unusual Tombstones ... Part Two

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Holy Prostitutes

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:  SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS...

Unusual Tombstones .... part One

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Monday, January 14, 2013

Apology Letters

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From Him to Her: Hi Sweetheart, I am sorry about getting into an argument about putting up the Christmas lights. I guess th...

Pearls of Wisdom .... part 3/5

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Lawyers believe that a man is innocent until proven broke.             ~ Robin Hall ***** Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill...

A flower that blooms only 3 days every 40 years

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Unbelievable. The largest flower in the world  blossoms in Blanco, Veracruz, Mexico.   2 meters high and weighing 75 kilos, it has the pe...

Pearls of Wisdom .... Part 2/5

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The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.             ~ Jean Kerr ****...

Wedding Party at Fawlty Towers

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Pearls of Wisdom .... Part 1/5

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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give him religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.          ...

Man and a Woman marooned on an island

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If anybody visiting my blog is wondering where I get all the stuff  I  upload here.... it's from emails I receive from friends and relat...

Blonde Men .... 4/4

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A blonde man's dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" He does...