Sunday, June 3, 2012

Pic: Optical Illusion .... one

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Joke: Clinics better than Hotel rooms

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A couple went to the sex therapists office at the hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Wil...

Movie: Enemy of the State

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This is a good movie from 1998. If you haven't seen  it  before, watch it now before it's removed from YouTube. Good stuff, especial...

Joke: Parents hate smart-ass teachers

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Mr. Dickson asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole. Since no one was able to answer the question, he to...

Pics: What makes me see RED

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Joke: Taxman and taxpayer .... Canadian way

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Revenue Canada decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the Revenue Canada office. The Revenue Canada auditor was not surprised when Gran...

Cartoon: How dinosaurs ceased to exist

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First recorded senior moment.

Joke: The lows and highs of life

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to ...

Song: Look out ... here comes tomorrow by The Monkees

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I think this is from  1967 or thereabouts.

Joke: Doctor's office

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is...

Cartoon: Scammed King

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The more money one has, the more one wants.... and scam artists know that.

Joke: English Language ... No speakahda

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them a...

Movie: Coffin for a Bride

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Helen Mirren in  a 1974 TV movie.

Joke: Italian Trip

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good tr...
Thursday, May 3, 2012

Pic: Genuis blackmailer

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Joke: God and Drunks

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,...

Cartoon: Differences ... 1961 and now

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Joke: Differences between Catholics and Presbyterian

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A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming...

Cartoon: Change we can see

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Joke: The Adventures of a Wedding Ring

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A man went to the hospital Emergency Room to have his wedding ring cut  off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient ...

Video: Call to Battle from the movie "300"

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Joke: Farmers and lawyers

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A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Misty Company. In court, the Misty Company's hot-shot sol...

Cartoon: Mickey Mouse in Muslim cartoons

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Joke: Arab passenger

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An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must...

Cartoon: Muslim cartoons

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Joke: The blonde and the Queen of England

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Un...

Cartoon: Indoor comforts

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Joke: Reality Bites

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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair he...

Video: Workplace craziness

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Joke: Security System

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a seconds store and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your...

Cartoon: Nesting Condo

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Joke: Past Sinful Life

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A bloke goes to Wal-Mart and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says: 'Hello! He's rather taken aback because he can...

Cartoon: She said

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Joke: This one's about a redhead

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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking  her out sinc...
Sunday, April 1, 2012

Video: Road rage in China

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Joke: Pray for Peace

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long...

Pic: Ghostly white Halloween horrors

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Joke: To Screw or to ....

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It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964, and Fred had a date with Peggy. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh,...

Video: Road rage in Australia

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Joke: Tormented Parents

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone num...

Cartoon: Then and Now

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Joke: Statues and Sex (of a kind anyway)

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred y...

Road Rage in Russia

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Joke: Delusional Lefty Sponger

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Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Throw out all my clothes, t...

Captain Obama and the US Titanic

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Joke: Lone Ranger and his horse Silver

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured By a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ran...

Jihad in the office OR Office rage

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Joke: The much married wife

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentl...

Cartoon: My beautiful burka babe

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Joke: The Blonde in the Pilot seat

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A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically picks up the micro...