Thursday, May 3, 2012

Pic: Genuis blackmailer

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Joke: God and Drunks

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,...

Cartoon: Differences ... 1961 and now

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Joke: Differences between Catholics and Presbyterian

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A little boy was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming...

Cartoon: Change we can see

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Joke: The Adventures of a Wedding Ring

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A man went to the hospital Emergency Room to have his wedding ring cut  off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient ...

Video: Call to Battle from the movie "300"

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Joke: Farmers and lawyers

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A farmer named Bertie had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Misty Company. In court, the Misty Company's hot-shot sol...

Cartoon: Mickey Mouse in Muslim cartoons

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Joke: Arab passenger

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An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must...

Cartoon: Muslim cartoons

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Joke: The blonde and the Queen of England

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Un...

Cartoon: Indoor comforts

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Joke: Reality Bites

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There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair he...

Video: Workplace craziness

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Joke: Security System

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a seconds store and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your...

Cartoon: Nesting Condo

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Joke: Past Sinful Life

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A bloke goes to Wal-Mart and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says: 'Hello! He's rather taken aback because he can...

Cartoon: She said

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Joke: This one's about a redhead

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A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking  her out sinc...
Sunday, April 1, 2012

Video: Road rage in China

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Joke: Pray for Peace

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long...

Pic: Ghostly white Halloween horrors

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Joke: To Screw or to ....

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It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964, and Fred had a date with Peggy. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh,...

Video: Road rage in Australia

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Joke: Tormented Parents

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone num...

Cartoon: Then and Now

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Joke: Statues and Sex (of a kind anyway)

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred y...

Road Rage in Russia

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Joke: Delusional Lefty Sponger

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Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Throw out all my clothes, t...

Captain Obama and the US Titanic

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Joke: Lone Ranger and his horse Silver

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured By a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ran...

Jihad in the office OR Office rage

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Joke: The much married wife

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentl...

Cartoon: My beautiful burka babe

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Joke: The Blonde in the Pilot seat

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A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically picks up the micro...
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Amazing Structures .... part 9 ...

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Stone House, Portugal and Wooden gagster House, Russia

Joke: The drunk Irish priest

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest...

Musical Score: The Mummy .... Death is only the Beginning

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Jokes: GPS override, Arab and his 18 holes,

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Friend #1: Are You Visiting Us Tomorrow? Do You Need Directions? Friend #2: I'm All Set. I Have The Address, A GPS, And A GPS Override...

Cartoon: Mean TSA tease

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Quotable quotes : Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh .... Part II

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These quotes are attributed to Prince Philip long before the disease of "political correctness" descended on Earth and made us all...
Sunday, January 15, 2012

Witty Signs for your profession

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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's offic...
Saturday, January 14, 2012

Watermelon Sculpture ... II

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Fishy Farts

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The American and the French woman ... travelling on a train

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The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog...
Thursday, January 12, 2012

Watermelon Sculptures ... I

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Good for nothing spoilt hippies

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Coffee Time

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you...

The strolling and trolling black bags

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