Sunday, April 1, 2012

Video: Road rage in China

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Joke: Pray for Peace

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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long...

Pic: Ghostly white Halloween horrors

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Joke: To Screw or to ....

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It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1964, and Fred had a date with Peggy. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh,...

Video: Road rage in Australia

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Joke: Tormented Parents

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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone num...

Cartoon: Then and Now

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Joke: Statues and Sex (of a kind anyway)

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There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred y...

Road Rage in Russia

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Joke: Delusional Lefty Sponger

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Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately. Throw out all my clothes, t...

Captain Obama and the US Titanic

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Joke: Lone Ranger and his horse Silver

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured By a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ran...

Jihad in the office OR Office rage

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Joke: The much married wife

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentl...

Cartoon: My beautiful burka babe

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Joke: The Blonde in the Pilot seat

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A blonde is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. She frantically picks up the micro...
Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Amazing Structures .... part 9 ...

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Stone House, Portugal and Wooden gagster House, Russia

Joke: The drunk Irish priest

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An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest...

Musical Score: The Mummy .... Death is only the Beginning

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Jokes: GPS override, Arab and his 18 holes,

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Friend #1: Are You Visiting Us Tomorrow? Do You Need Directions? Friend #2: I'm All Set. I Have The Address, A GPS, And A GPS Override...

Cartoon: Mean TSA tease

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Quotable quotes : Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh .... Part II

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These quotes are attributed to Prince Philip long before the disease of "political correctness" descended on Earth and made us all...
Sunday, January 15, 2012

Witty Signs for your profession

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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's offic...
Saturday, January 14, 2012

Watermelon Sculpture ... II

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Friday, January 13, 2012

Fishy Farts

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The American and the French woman ... travelling on a train

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The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog...
Thursday, January 12, 2012

Watermelon Sculptures ... I

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Good for nothing spoilt hippies

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Coffee Time

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you...

The strolling and trolling black bags

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Oh...those pesky females ... always getting the last word !

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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of the...

Maxine knows

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Goodbye Mum

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A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept stari...

Baby blankets and baby bombs

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More Bible humor

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Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep ------   Q. Which Bible cha...

Maxine and Towel Heads

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Driver and the traffic camera

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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though...

Cartoon: Obama and the Saudi dictator

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Mussel hunters under the sea ice

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Amazing !!

They walk amongst us

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smil...
Saturday, January 7, 2012

Watermelon scuptures .... I

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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Obama and Ahmedinejad

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Bible humor

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a li...

Obama and Sarkozy

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Nancy Pelosi and the psychiatrist

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A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to sc...

Church signs .... THREE

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Fridge for sale

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: 'F...

The Bull fight and the aftermath

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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scru...

Church signs ... TWO

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Prayers ...more funny stuff that kids say

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?...