Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Doormats with messages

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Joke: Three words and the Mexican

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know t...

Cartoon: Ah ... those power bars and cables !!

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Joke; Friendly enemies ?

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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a ...

Cartoon: Liz Taylor's legend

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Joke: The Texan and the Toronto cabbie

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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Royal York the Texan a...

Cartoon: Stinking Arab Dictators

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No Joke .... true stories

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Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead...

Cartoon: Internet Addiction

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Joke: A question for God

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go r...

Cartoon: Wikileaks employee?

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Have fun in the office ... Part I

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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. -------- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. ...

Cartoon: I hate the new light bulbs

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that? .... part 2

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Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Some Pieces of Rock Hudson ...

Cartoon: Maxine goes on a cruise

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Funny Headlines ... did they really mean that ?! ............ Part 1

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Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Farmer Bill Dies in House Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Pa...

Statue of Obama to be unveiled

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Funny Church Bulletins and messages

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1) Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door. 2) The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes m...
Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 7

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Joke: Ear to the ground

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A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear p...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD ... Part 6

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Joke: The Irishman, the Englishman and Claudia Schiffer

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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the tra...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD .... Part 5

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Joke: Better luck with a lawyer ?

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 4

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Joke: Delightful malady

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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes he...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 3

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Jokes: That birth certificate

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It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Ob...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laded is DEAD ... Part 2

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part IV

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they g...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 1

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Found on tombstones ... part 2

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A lawyer's epitaph in England : Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. ............. John Penny's...
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Comedy: Ronnie .... Blackberry not working

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Why teachers turn to drink

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TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ---------------------------------- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map a...
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Pics: Cute doggies

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Joke: All the equipment

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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage. After several hours of fishing, he decides to take a nap. Although n...

Do the Boogie Woogie

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Joke: Irishman in the elevator

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Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the litt...

Cartoons: Maxine gives good advice

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Fun with rhymes .... Love or Not

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According to the friend I got these from, there was a competition at some magazine and the "Poets" were required to send in only 2...

Beautiful pics of Roads ... 3

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Joke: Maid requests a salary increase

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A maid asked for a pay increase The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Mar...

Film short: Bear cub and the cougar

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I believe this scene is from a French movie.

Joke: A SHART burkha babe .... What?! you don't think that's possible ?

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Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that wo...

Beautiful pics of Roads ..... 2

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part III

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Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish....

Cartoon: Technical Support anyone ?

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Found on Tombstones ... part 1

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Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York : Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the Car was on the way down. It wa...
Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Cartoon: Bart Simpson gets lines

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part II

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowin...