Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 7

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Joke: Ear to the ground

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A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear p...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD ... Part 6

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Joke: The Irishman, the Englishman and Claudia Schiffer

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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the tra...

Cartoons: Osama bin Ladin is DEAD .... Part 5

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Joke: Better luck with a lawyer ?

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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 4

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Joke: Delightful malady

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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes he...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 3

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Jokes: That birth certificate

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It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally locked out of the White House. For that one panicked moment Ob...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laded is DEAD ... Part 2

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part IV

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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they g...

Cartoons: Osama bin Laden is DEAD ... Part 1

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Found on tombstones ... part 2

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A lawyer's epitaph in England : Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. ............. John Penny's...
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Comedy: Ronnie .... Blackberry not working

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Why teachers turn to drink

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TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here. ---------------------------------- TEACHER: Maria, go to the map a...
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Pics: Cute doggies

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Joke: All the equipment

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One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage. After several hours of fishing, he decides to take a nap. Although n...

Do the Boogie Woogie

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Joke: Irishman in the elevator

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Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the litt...

Cartoons: Maxine gives good advice

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Fun with rhymes .... Love or Not

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According to the friend I got these from, there was a competition at some magazine and the "Poets" were required to send in only 2...

Beautiful pics of Roads ... 3

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Joke: Maid requests a salary increase

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A maid asked for a pay increase The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Mar...

Film short: Bear cub and the cougar

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I believe this scene is from a French movie.

Joke: A SHART burkha babe .... What?! you don't think that's possible ?

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Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan , several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that wo...

Beautiful pics of Roads ..... 2

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part III

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Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish....

Cartoon: Technical Support anyone ?

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Found on Tombstones ... part 1

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Harry Edsel Smith of Albany , New York : Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the Car was on the way down. It wa...
Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Cartoon: Bart Simpson gets lines

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Fun with Paraprosdokians .... Part II

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowin...

Song: ABBA .... The Day Before you Came

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Joke: The best punishment

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Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”. Mom said, “no sw...

Cartoon: Computers can drive you bats

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Joke: Dumb and dumber

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Dumbo to Doctor:  I  Swallowed A Key. Doctor : When? Dumbo:  3 Months ago Doctor: Why didn't you visit before now? Dumbo:  I was usi...

Beautiful pics of Roads .... 1

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Truth: How to tell if a journalist is a lefty

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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a  little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grab...

Cartoons: Maxine says ....

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Joke: Firefighters in a sausage factory

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One dark night in the small town of Woopwoop, W.A, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink, the building was engulfed in...

Truth: Original Homeland Secrity Team

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Joke: Mohammed bin Mohammed confesses

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Mohammed  is studying in the West. He  calls his mom: Mohammed: Mom, I have AIDS.  I want to come home to be with you. Mother: Don'...

Comedy: Dennis Miller on O'Reilly ... best of 2010

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Fun with paraprosdokians .... part I

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I received these from a friend  who says that paraprosdokians are  figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is sur...
Saturday, April 16, 2011

Cartoon: Iran .... maybe

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Joke: The Tough Biker and the suicidal girl

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A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, get...

Cartoons: Smile ..you are on candid camera

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Joke: How to stop the rabbi from leaving

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At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more...

Cartoons: Nuts from Pakistan ... totally cracked and rancid

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Joke: Blush or not

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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came ...