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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Amazing Structures .... part 1

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Basket Building in Ohio  and Conch Shell house in Mexico
Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Good Idea : Solution to end the airport security nastiness

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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can st...
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Cartoons: Happy Thanksgiving 2010

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Proverbs and phrases .... 1

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A cat may look at a king A chain is only as strong as its weakest link A change is as good as a rest A drowning man will clutch at a s...

Funny video: What About Bob

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This is from one of my most favorite movies. I think I must have watched it at least 20 times.

Joke: Canada's low on oil ... yes, really !

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A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Canada.. Well, there's a very simple answer.   Nobod...

Music: Pink Panther

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Joke:Who was Jesus?

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial ...

Pics: Bus stops around the world .... 7 ....

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Venice and Switzerland
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Joke: Alcohol and legs

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A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine, who is sitting by herself. Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?' Maxine: ...

Funny Vid: The Producers

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Springtime for Hilter and Germany

Joke: One copy only

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A young engineer who graduated with distinction, was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shr...

Pics: Bus stops around the world .... 6 ....

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Portugal    and    Rome

Joke: The trouble with Catholic upbringing

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As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife, knowing we were late for Mass, my eyes fell upon one of those unfortunate ragged vagabonds ...
Saturday, November 13, 2010

Funny video: A fish called Wanda

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some funny parts from the movie. Another fav movie of mine.

Joke: Dear Abby letter

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I am a crack dealer in Fort Wayne, Indiana who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Merrillville and on...

Pics: Bus stops around the world ... 5 ...

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New York  and Paris

Joke: The laughing man

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat....

Song: Pink Martini's Una notte a Napoli

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Joke: Fire in London

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In a run-down part of East London a fire destroyed a dilapidated four-story house that had been divided into four flats. A Nigerian family...

Funny Video: Pink Panther

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Clips from Pink Panther movies

Joke: Who bested Pinocchio's long nose

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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest fo...
Thursday, November 4, 2010

Pics: Bus stops around the world .... 4 ....

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Frankfurt and Stockholm

Joke: When love fades

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Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for ...

Pics: Bus stops around the world ... 3 ....

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Berlin and Dubai

Joke or not: how to determine if one is "fit" for the loony bin

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It's call the Bathtub test: During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the Director 'How do you determine whether or not a pati...

Pics: Bus Stops of the world .... 2 ...

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 Athens    and    Atlanta

Joke: IRS inspectors and how to get their goat

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At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the agent was checki...

Pictures: Bus stops of the world .... 1 .....

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 Brazil    and  Milan

Joke: It's a bitch to be getting old and useless

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as par...

Cartoon: Recession gone ?

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Joke: The story of two nuns

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There were two nuns ... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is ge...
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Cartoons: More doggies

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with .... 3 .....

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just thi...

Cartoons: More doggie funnies

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Joke: Don't mess with kids

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severa...

Cartoons: Senior Doggie and Doggie nightmare

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with .... 2 .....

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child...

Cartoons: Nuts and Ham

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with ..... 1

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human becaus...

Cartoons: Piggies and T Bones

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Joke: The Hitman's discount

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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, ...

Cartoons: Internet fun for doggies and Piggy looking for work

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Quiz ... easy as pie ?

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1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In ...

Comedy: Rowan Atkinson and Dating

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Joke: Sneezing Woman and a sure-fire remedy

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wi...

Cartoons: Dates and Affirmation Tapes for Doggies

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Joke: How Adam got his Eve

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he di...
Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cartoons: Aroma Candles and Pre-Rinse Cycle for Doggies

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Joke: Senior centre hypnotism

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to...
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