Thursday, November 4, 2010

Joke: It's a bitch to be getting old and useless

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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as par...

Cartoon: Recession gone ?

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Joke: The story of two nuns

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There were two nuns ... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is ge...
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Cartoons: More doggies

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with .... 3 .....

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just thi...

Cartoons: More doggie funnies

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Joke: Don't mess with kids

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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severa...

Cartoons: Senior Doggie and Doggie nightmare

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with .... 2 .....

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child...

Cartoons: Nuts and Ham

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Joke: What teachers have to put up with ..... 1

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human becaus...

Cartoons: Piggies and T Bones

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Joke: The Hitman's discount

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Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, ...

Cartoons: Internet fun for doggies and Piggy looking for work

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Quiz ... easy as pie ?

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1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In ...

Comedy: Rowan Atkinson and Dating

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Joke: Sneezing Woman and a sure-fire remedy

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wi...

Cartoons: Dates and Affirmation Tapes for Doggies

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Joke: How Adam got his Eve

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he di...
Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cartoons: Aroma Candles and Pre-Rinse Cycle for Doggies

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Joke: Senior centre hypnotism

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to...

Music: Dulcimer

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Joke: Exams and examiners

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At the U of A, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident t...
Saturday, October 16, 2010

Countries with the most coffee drinkers

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Dangerous Landing strips .... part 7

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Man ???

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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure a...

Song: City of Night by Pink Martini

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Joke: Organist with big boobs

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There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while ...

Comedy: Mr.Bean at the Launderette

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Jokes: Racist ones ... cheer up .. they are funny

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ? A. A different bar. ...

Song: Amado Mio by Pink Martini

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Joke: Problem with coyotes

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The Sierra Club and the U.S. . Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. ...

Cartoons: On the job front

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Funny Signs: Part II

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Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES ----------------------------------------...

Cartoon: Blogging gotta stop !!!

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Joke: Cost of barbie dolls .... Divorced Barbie Doll

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a To...

Beautiful Roads ..........Part VIII

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Joke: Do they speak German in Texas?

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Here in Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving ...

Beautiful Roads ..... Part VII

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Joke with a moral attached: Change your underwear for a change

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled ba...
Sunday, October 3, 2010

Music: Buddhist relaxation & meditation

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Joke: Farewell party

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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation ...

Beautiful Roads .... VI

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Joke: Salesman of the Year

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Young Mwangi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Kampala . While on one of his shifts, a lady approached h...

Joke: Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn has to forfeit her Gold Medal

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American Lindsey Vonn has to Forfeit her Gold Medal The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold me...

Turkey and bullshit

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven...

Cartoons: Twittering Dog

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When to keep your mouth shut

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying...

Comedy: Russell Peters on his parents and Canadian citizenship

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First thing to learn in the rat race

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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie com...