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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Cartoons: Aroma Candles and Pre-Rinse Cycle for Doggies

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Joke: Senior centre hypnotism

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It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to...

Music: Dulcimer

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Joke: Exams and examiners

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At the U of A, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident t...
Saturday, October 16, 2010

Countries with the most coffee drinkers

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Dangerous Landing strips .... part 7

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Man ???

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A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure a...

Song: City of Night by Pink Martini

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Joke: Organist with big boobs

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There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while ...

Comedy: Mr.Bean at the Launderette

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Jokes: Racist ones ... cheer up .. they are funny

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Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation ? A. A different bar. ...

Song: Amado Mio by Pink Martini

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Joke: Problem with coyotes

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The Sierra Club and the U.S. . Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. ...

Cartoons: On the job front

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Funny Signs: Part II

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Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES ----------------------------------------...

Cartoon: Blogging gotta stop !!!

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Joke: Cost of barbie dolls .... Divorced Barbie Doll

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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a To...

Beautiful Roads ..........Part VIII

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Joke: Do they speak German in Texas?

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Here in Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving ...

Beautiful Roads ..... Part VII

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Joke with a moral attached: Change your underwear for a change

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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled ba...
Sunday, October 3, 2010

Music: Buddhist relaxation & meditation

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Joke: Farewell party

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A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation ...

Beautiful Roads .... VI

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Joke: Salesman of the Year

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Young Mwangi was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Kampala . While on one of his shifts, a lady approached h...

Joke: Did you hear that Lindsey Vonn has to forfeit her Gold Medal

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American Lindsey Vonn has to Forfeit her Gold Medal The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold me...

Turkey and bullshit

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven...

Cartoons: Twittering Dog

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When to keep your mouth shut

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying...

Comedy: Russell Peters on his parents and Canadian citizenship

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First thing to learn in the rat race

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A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie com...

Beautiful Roads ........ Part V

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Credit and Risk exposure

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a...

Music: Byzantine chants (Greek church)

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A priest should know his Psalms

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. A...

Cartoons: The Lousy United Nations and those within it

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How kids drive parents stark raving crazy

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an En...

Cartoons: Remember when nobody wanted to poke fun at Barack Obama....

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it lasted all of two weeks. This Prez has inspired the most number of cartoons ever !!!

Love and Marriage.... like a horse and carriage ?

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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. __________ At a cocktail part...

Beautiful Roads ..... Part IV

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Cats and Apples

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TEACHER:  IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have? Jack: Seven Sir Teacher: No, listen carefully. ...

RIP Tony Curtis

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He was a great comedian
Saturday, September 18, 2010

Funny Signs: Part I

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Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW . ---------------------------------------------------...

Beautiful Roads .... Part III

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Funny: Could this be true of some parents part II

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11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yest...

Beautiful Roads .... Part II

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Joke: Nine Months Later

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours they got ...

Cartoons: Old Age and Sex

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Joke: Never mess with the oldies !!

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several doctors The waiting room was filled with patie...

Comedy: Jeff Foxworthy and friends

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